My resolutions for 2014:
- Get married (
preferably to someone I like but, if not, I'll be flexible to achieve my goal)
- Buy Costco jeans rather than Cavalli jeans in my attempts to cut down on discretionary spending
- Take down all my posters of Violet Crawley. If she hasn't come to me yet (
and she hasn't), then it's time to ditch the fantasy and start to life in the real world.
- Reduce caffeine intake considerably. No coffee after 9am in the mornings.
- Use twerker and twerk to my friends and family. Er, is it twitter or twerker, I'm a bit confused?
- Cheer on the Boston Red Sox in a sign that I'm willing to love my enemies.
Alternatively, I might just not set any goals and see what the year ahead brings
