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Originally Posted by Redsunflower
1. Because I can't work it 2. 'Cos last month it cost me £80 and 3. 'Cos a guy I don't know very well just text me and my phone which apparently has a mind of its own just phoned him. Mortified, I was. Gimme 3 ways to take over the world.
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oooooooo, tricky one...
1. encourage humans to make the planet increasingly uninhabitable. eventually you'll be the only one that wants it
2.announce your support for some of the vilest, most inhumane policies you can dredge up... folks love that stuff
3.move to some truly remote place and just wait...
gm3 eureka moments