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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
Posts: 411
Thanks: 294
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Rep Power: 18936850
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Yo Thankful Dude
1. The ridiculously wonderful and WTF things that children say, picked up from places unknown.
2. Saliva, it’s nice when eating crackers. It comes in handy when trying to expel a bad taste from the mouth. It helps prevent cavities. It’s convenient when trying to thread a needle or remove dried spaghetti sauce from my chin, sealing envelopes and keeping that darn strand of hair in place. And it’s quite nice when smooching my lolly bean too!
3. The people that gave me a chance.
4. The fact that even when I don’t technically follow the recipe and the Rice Krispy treats don’t turn out exactly right . . . they still taste GOOD.
5. That I have 10 healthy toenails.
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