Unfortunately, putting a bow on your head does not make you gifted.
A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.
Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat.
The best way to get a youthful figure is to ask a woman her age.
I'm not that bright. The only way I'll ever get to say "Checkmate!" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia.
