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mythy · 04-02-2014, 12:53 AM

A burgler breaks into a house, after he has gone a couple of steps he hears a voice..."Jesus is watching you"
he looks round and the voice sez again "Jesus is watching you"
he looks round and sees a parrot in a cage, so he walks over, "was that you saying that". the parrot sez " yep it was"
the burglar sez " wots your name"
the parrot sez "Clarence"
the burglar sez " that a stupid name wot silly fucker called you that"
the parrot sez " the silly fucker who called the rottweiler Jesus"

04-02-2014, 12:53 AM	#120
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Daft Joke A burgler breaks into a house, after he has gone a couple of steps he hears a voice..."Jesus is watching you" he looks round and the voice sez again "Jesus is watching you" he looks round and sees a parrot in a cage, so he walks over, "was that you saying that". the parrot sez " yep it was" the burglar sez " wots your name" the parrot sez "Clarence" the burglar sez " that a stupid name wot silly fucker called you that" the parrot sez " the silly fucker who called the rottweiler Jesus"