[candy_coated_bitch]

My partner was fucking me once in a position where he was standing and I was lying on the bed and my hips were off the bed and he was holding them up. Got visual? Ok, good.

When we were done, he went let go/walk away and I was like NO, if you just walk away like that I am going to fall. I asked him to help me get back on the bed. He tells me: "just grab your ankles and flip over." I said: "do I look like a fucking monkey to you?" A mini argument proceeded where I protested his letting go to no avail.

My partner let me go, turned around and starting walking around the bed. Sure enough, I fell off. I landed in a crumpled heap on the hardwood floor. It took him a second to realize something was "off". Then he turned back around and saw me on the floor.

He looked all shocked and ran towards me and said (all concerned like): "Baby what happened???!?!?!" Yes, he was dead serious. I was like, really? Did we not just have this conversation?