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imperfect_cupcake · 08-17-2014, 06:13 PM

The following questions:

"How many people have you slept with?"
If you are asking me in a certain tone then I know it matters to you and I won't answer it till you tell me "why do you want to know?"
Or
Oodles but your mom was my favourite

"Are those real?"
Referring to my tits.
Various answers I've given:
No, assshole, they're imaginary
Yes, I grew them myself. Turnips. Apparently, turnips do this to you.
No, they aren't real. Wake up, wake up it's time to go to school, your dreaming, time to get up.
No I had them made in Qatar and shipped on the back of a panda. They were sewn on to me by a drunk homeopath. My nipples point in opposite directions.
Yes. I also have 9 nipples, two of which are in my feet.
Fuck off and grow your own you sackless wonder.

"What part of america are you from?"
Answer: I'm not from the United States.
Blank confused look.
I'm from one of the other countries in North America. You know. The biggest one? Sounds like banada/manada/fanada?

"Where is your purse?"
*confusion about being a femme and not carrying a purse*
Standing in front of me asking me a stupid question; go buy me a drink.
Up your arse with your head

08-17-2014, 06:13 PM	#9
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The following questions: "How many people have you slept with?" If you are asking me in a certain tone then I know it matters to you and I won't answer it till you tell me "why do you want to know?" Or Oodles but your mom was my favourite "Are those real?" Referring to my tits. Various answers I've given: No, assshole, they're imaginary Yes, I grew them myself. Turnips. Apparently, turnips do this to you. No, they aren't real. Wake up, wake up it's time to go to school, your dreaming, time to get up. No I had them made in Qatar and shipped on the back of a panda. They were sewn on to me by a drunk homeopath. My nipples point in opposite directions. Yes. I also have 9 nipples, two of which are in my feet. Fuck off and grow your own you sackless wonder. "What part of america are you from?" Answer: I'm not from the United States. Blank confused look. I'm from one of the other countries in North America. You know. The biggest one? Sounds like banada/manada/fanada? "Where is your purse?" confusion about being a femme and not carrying a purse Standing in front of me asking me a stupid question; go buy me a drink. Up your arse with your head Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 08-17-2014 at 06:16 PM.