[EnchantedNightDweller]

So this must be my week for wise cracking clerks. So several of my new colleagues have been trying to convey to me where exactly I am using various stories such as the gang bangers jumping the fence last year & pulling out a gun on some 4th graders, etc. Well, I just want to know where I can get something good to eat around here at lunch. "Don't get out of the car," a coworker tells me, "it won't be there when you come out. Just go through the drive thru at McDonald's and then punch it." "I don't want McDonald's," I say,"I'm eating at that soul food restaurant, it's supposed to be good." "Okkkk," he says. Well, I decided to go to a barbecue place instead and as I drove there with my GPS I started to realize what my colleagues had been trying to tell me. I told myself that at least I wouldn't die hungry. They must have seen me coming through the window of Smokey's Barbecue because one of the workers was already cracking up when he saw me. When I told him I wanted it to go, he said, "Are you sure about that?" I was like, "yeah, why?" And he's like, "because we'd really like you to dine here." I looked around nervously. "No, I think I'd like it to go." "Ok," he said laughing. What a dork! Lol I have half a mind to call and tell him his chopped barbecue sandwich sucked!