Things you will never hear in LA
1. Look! The Hollywood sign!
2. I'd love to give you a ride to LAX.
3. I'm gonna take a little joyride up the 405 around 5pm tonight. Clear my head.
4. Who does yoga anymore, honestly?
5. The boardwalk at Venice Beach doesn't scare me at all.
6. Wait, what's "animal style"?
7. USC students seem so well adjusted and down to earth.
8. What's Spiderman doing on Hollywood Boulevard? Let's ask him!
9. Public transportation is so practical here.
10. I'm doing this thing now where I only eat gluten
11. I can't find a farmers market anywhere.
12. Kale is so over.
13. I wish my agent would stop calling me.
14. There will definitely be street parking.
15. I've been a Clippers fan for decades.
16. The housing market is totally affordable right now.
17. Free tote bag? Nah, I'm okay.
18. I'm so glad that developer tore down those Spanish-style bungalows to build these snazzy new condos!
19. I can name my city councilman.
20. The Grove is a super cool place to hang out.
21. Hey man, those paparazzi are just trying to make an honest living.
22. I'm a producer, but my real job is in the service industry.
23. Let's grab a quick lunch at Pink's.
24. Should we walk there?
25. I love hanging out at Santa Monica Pier with all the locals.
26. The night sky is so breathtaking here.
27. Why yes, I would like to go on a celebrity home tour!
28. This taco truck sucks. Let's go to Del Taco.
29. Jeez, nobody will issue me a medical marijuana card.
30. Scientology is legit.
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