Here we are in California. My plane was delayed so vagina and I were stuck in traffic. Took us 4 hours to go 60 miles, so you are asking so exactly what made you smile HGL?
She, naturally was eating a box car load of bananas in the car, as she was attempting to throw the peel out of the window, a gust of wind came along and
SPLAT! the banana peel comes back right on her face......
What a mushy, slippery mess and guess what? She has NO paper towels in her car but she did have feminine pad products to clean up the slight mess.
On our way to hear some live music.