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Femm
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She
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
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A customer comes in this afternoon, perusing the jewelry table. My associate goes over to help her. I'm standing not far away, I can hear the conversation and it goes like this;
Customer, " I'm looking for a pearl ring for my Halloween costume party tonight"
Associate, " oh, what is your costume? "
" I'm going as a lady of the night"
Me, in my head, taking a double take. Your going as a Hooker??
Customer to associate, you know, did you read, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' ?
Me in my head, now thinking...you need leather not a pearl ring! Lol
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