04-29-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by betenoire
What happens if you do make eye-contact? You develop a bit of a swish, pass out, and wake up in a strange store buying strawberry lip balm?
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Cripes, no, it's worse.
After eye contact, it's the head nod, which can soon be followed by the knuckle bump. All down hill from there.
Next thing you know, you're (unironically) calling each other "bro".
Gross.
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