[Queerasfck]

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Yesterday afternoon, she said "this is one of those perfect moments" and she was right. It wasn't about the cupcakes.

What is your greatest fear?
The lengths I would got to protect myself or the ones I love. It scares me to think about that, let alone acting on it.

What historical figure do you most identify with?
Bugs Bunny.

Which living person do you most admire?
Sue Sylvester.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
The inablility to trust others and my general dislike of people.

What trait do you most deplore in others?
Self absorption.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Cheese, red wine, hair pomades, quality shoes.

On what occasion do you lie?
I may have lied about the number of times I've had sex.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My somewhat/sometimes unruly hair.

What is your favorite journey?
Road trippin up the 101 to San Francisco.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Chastity.

Which living person do you most despise?
Right now it would probably be Gov. Jan Brewer.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Probably WTF. I try never to say 'it's all good' because I hate that phrase.

What is your greatest regret?
Not saving more money when I had it. Damn cheese and shoes.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
She's got me right here, right now.

When and where were you happiest?
See above.

Which talent would you most like to have?
Invisibility. Or a to be able to grow a special money tree.

What is your current state of mind?
Fantastic, until tomorrow when it's time to go to work.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Maybe a little younger.....but I'm not hung up on it.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Drop the homophobia.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
A vintage paint-by-number painting hanging in Christine's house. I'd never get thrown away.

If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
See above.

What do your consider your greatest achievement?
Raising four small children.

What is your most treasured possession?
Buster. Also the Pittsburgh Steeler helmet by the tv.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Breaking up with someone after 12 years together.

What is your most marked characteristic?
Being an ass online. But I'm actually pretty ok in real life.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Kindness.

What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
Kindness.

What do you most value in your friends?
Kindness, honesty, loyalty.

Who are your favourite writers?
Dickens, Edgar Allan Poe, Michael Chabon, Gore Vidal, Alison Bechdel, Harper Lee.

Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Batman, Superman, Scout.

Who are your heroes in real life?
Rosa Parks, Sylvester, MLK, Malcolm X, Bayard Rustin, Billie Jean King, Cesar Chavez, Harvey Milk, Kate Bornstein, Gloria Steinem.

What are your favourite names?
The one she calls me in bed.

What is it that you most dislike?
Racism, selfishness, cruelty to animals.

How would you like to die?
When I'm really, really old after an orgasm.

What is your motto?
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.