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Originally Posted by anotherbutch
I'll beat you so hard and fast it'll look like you're helping me!
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LOL!
My father used to say to us kids "I'll beat you within an inch of your life and I don't care if my measurements are off cause I can make ten more just like you." Which wasn't true because my mother had like 8 miscarriages. It was a big deal when she actually brought a baby home from the hospital so it's not like he really had any to spare. But I sure wasn't going to be the one to tell him that.
and his other favorite "i brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."