Stupid smart phone. While texting with Mom, I was responding using the voice thing because I was eating. I was telling her what I had picked up at the yard sale. I said "yes an umbrella...but nothing came up on my screen. So again I said a big umbrella, umbrella. I looked at the screen and it said umbrella bella big ass. I was like what the heck? I laughed til I hurt.
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce?
The best way to predict the future, is to create it.
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