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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these......

....for I know that it only encourages You.





Ok, I may have laughed a LITTLE. Like a mini~snicker. Or a tiny chortle.