I'd be embarrassed because, like a bad poster, I didn't read the first page of this thread. So I accidentally gave Besame a wedgie (sorry Besame!!!!!). I thought I was opening the door to someone else.
So I'd let you put a dunce cap on my head and stick me in the corner of my house for a few minutes. After that you could raid my fridge and try on my clothes (only if you wanted to).