I heard the rumors flying, that there were snacks galore found here. Is that true? There is always truth to, some rumor. I brought my own refreshment.

Now, I'd like to bet the ladies (Sorry butches, unless you wear a thong in private you are not included.) how many, of our counter parts would sit down for a festive tea party? That's just torture. So are these push-up bras they suggest we wear.
Humor aside, my names Sati. (Yes that's a nickname) I'm in my 40's, I dye my hair, I paint my nails and toes and I love to laugh. What survives in the middle, is your job to find out. I enjoy my life of solitude, but miss the smell of male-ish fragrance.
So to conclude, do you drink tea?