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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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1. Growing up my best friend was a coat rack. I would have made new friends but no one could hold a coat like him.
2. On Valentine's Day Beasley gives me a kiss and when I am at work I give kisses to everyone who brings me chocolate.
3. I wear a welding mask when I go to the beach.
4. I wanted to be Scooby Doo when I grew up which explains why I mumble.
5. I will send a formal thank you note if you signal me from across the room that my zipper is down.
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