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Old 05-15-2015, 07:36 AM   #155
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Among some of the more mundane things currently missing from my life are forks and spoons. Every time I go to the store, I forget utensils and once I'm outta there I'm definitely not going back in for that.

So, I cook and eat, lol, with a giant rubber spatula given to me for free by my utility company, two butter knives, and I have like 20 chopsticks.

Anything that requires more surface area to successfully make it into my mouth necessitates the use of the aforementioned giant rubber spatula as a spoon surrogate. And I have to really stretch out my mouth to get it around the edges of the spatula - think snake unhinging its jaw to dine, lol - which the thought of that makes me laugh.

I use the two butter knives together like a pair of tongs.

Chopsticks for anything that can be speared, skewered, stirred, or used like a normal person employs a pair of chopsticks.

lol, so am I a barbarian or what? I should have put this in the living alone is making me weird thread.
Do you need to borrow a few bucks? Or maybe a ride to Ikea? That's just not right. lol.
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