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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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Whitney Houston
I will always:
snoop though people's medicine cabinets when I visit
turn the channel when those Twilight movies come on
wear sunglasses and a pair of wax vampire teeth when I play poker
lick an envelope seductively while staring at people
wear speedo's when I go deep sea fishing
stick my leg out the window while I am driving
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