On Friday, the Supreme Courtlegalized same-sex marriage nationwide, granting every American the constitutional right to get married — yes, even the gay ones.
Thanks to the actions of these judicial fascists, true patriots should brace themselves for the divine retribution that the religious right has been warning us about for 5,000 years.
Though we're still waiting for that anti-gay-marriage pastor to set himself on fire, God has wasted no time letting his discontent be known across our great nation.
Tremble, sinners, for your end is nigh.
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