customer--this soup is bad
me----whats wrong with it?
customer--its bad
me----is it cold?
customer--no, its bad, I dont like it. I have never liked mushroom soup
me----you dont LIKE mushroom soup, why did you order it?
customer--I wanted to see if I still didnt like it. I dont, I want my money back, and a different kind of soup
me----I'm sorry, if the only reason is you dont LIKE the soup, and never liked it, I cannot refund your money. there is nothing wrong with the soup. I am happy to give you a different kind, but I will have to charge you for it.
customer--thats stupid, you are stupid, your soup is stupid.
me----I'm sorry you feel that way.
me--(in my head) you stupid sonofabitch, if you never liked mushroom soup, dont order it, I'm not giving you free soup, buecause YOU are stupid!
on a daily basis, this happens in one way or another. Tim Hortons, gotta love it.
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