OK, OK, I've been fooling around, but here's what I honest-to-god do sometimes when I'm down: I give blood.
All the Red Crossers are so nice to you, and you feel like you're doing something good, and afterwards you get to sit at the long tables and eat as many snacks as you want and talk to the other donors.
If you really feel like shit, give platelets! It takes, like, 3 hours but they show you a movie and sometimes the women come around and feed you chocolate because you can't move your arms. I'm always like, More chocolate please.
Really, this one was not a joke. But I bet people who know me on here will suspect it is.
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Really? That's not funny to you?
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