01-04-2012, 08:29 PM
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Lesbian non-stone femme
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Originally Posted by SoNotHer
Inventing and selling the clap on/clap off cock wasn’t all the knee-jerk-slapping, panty-twisting good time people thought it was. Since the failure of his “Dirty Dick Tricks” sex magic set, Ott wanted to make sure he thought long and hard in the excogitation phase of his new, convenient love missile. And he knew that the marketing deployment of this phallic phenomenon had to be equal to the promise of this easy, pleasy cock rocket’s red glare. No, this time, QVC and “As seen on TV” ads wouldn’t due. In fact, nothing less than a helicopter drop of flying pamphelted plastic penises would.
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Hey! I want a clap on/clap off cock!
Oh, never mind, I would probably get carpal tunnel syndrome from repetitive clapping!
Great idea, btw 
Another gem, SNH!
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