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nhplowboi · 07-06-2022, 08:37 AM

NOT a good one. I picked up a 3' garter snake in the front yard this morning. Brought it into the house to show Bev (she likies snakes) and I must have got some of his "expressed oder" on me. Put him back out in the yard and washed my hands....ok, so maybe just rinsed them. Wiped my hands on my shirt and shortly thereafter, the Bean (my favorite dog) came right up beside me on the couch and started rolling against my shirt. So now.... I am apparently a canine perfume dispenser.

07-06-2022, 08:37 AM	#152
nhplowboi Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: male pronouns Relationship Status: Good question. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 922 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,262 Thanked 3,497 Times in 748 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	NOT a good one. I picked up a 3' garter snake in the front yard this morning. Brought it into the house to show Bev (she likies snakes) and I must have got some of his "expressed oder" on me. Put him back out in the yard and washed my hands....ok, so maybe just rinsed them. Wiped my hands on my shirt and shortly thereafter, the Bean (my favorite dog) came right up beside me on the couch and started rolling against my shirt. So now.... I am apparently a canine perfume dispenser.