My older daughter is at an anime convention (or "Con" in the lingo). She's wearing a slutty looking outfit, so I told her to be careful and don't talk to strangers.
I cry at touching television commercials.
I told my daughter that I only text two or three times a month and she called me a Luddite. I'm regular *and* old.
I think that wearing oversized clothing hides my fat.
Weekends are my favorite times.
I usually think that commercials are meant for me. I'm the demographic. Unless there are animated charachters or smiley faces. Then my partner is the demographic.