What makes me "regular folk" today:
It's 1:15 pm and I'm still in my pajamas.
I'm thinking of going back to bed.
I wanted to do laundry and get some things from Home Depot today. There's a 50:50 chance that this will happen.
My daughter, who lives in Florida, is now on her way to Disneyworld for the day. I told her to drive safely and be careful, and to call me when she's home.
I have a dog that chases rabbits in his sleep. He's doing it right now.
I got a great manicure this week. Now, every few minutes, I take a second to admire my nails. When my partner notices this, she laughs at me.