02-07-2011, 09:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire
Yes.
You should drink an entire pot of coffee followed by 2 litres of water. Then take a bath that is so hot that your skin turns red and you get dizzy. Then take some sinus medication AND aspirin. Then put a cold pack on your head. Then rub tiger balm on your temples, between your eyes, and at the base of your skull. Then go to bed.
If that doesn't work - get someone to slash the tires of someone who you find irritating.
What? That stuff works for me.
(You really shouldn't do the stuff I just told you to do. I mean, it really DOES work for me but I'm told that it's a bad idea.)
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