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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer... that is all you get
Preferred Pronoun?:
um... she.. I think... *shrug* call me anything that pleases ya
Relationship Status:
Single
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Toledo, Ohio
Posts: 562
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STP
Guys have it easy
The whole standing to pee thing
If only I could stand to pee
It would save me so much time
If I could just hike up my skirt
Let it loose, shake it bit
And be on my way
Oh it sounds so wonderful
But no, I have to sit
I have to wipe
Pull up the panties
Make sure that pesky toilet flushes
How fair is that?
Have you heard of that device?
Called STP? It means Stand To Pee
Have you tried it? Neither have I
But I want to
I really do
I wonder is it reusable
Is it sanitary?
I must go shopping
I must find out
I need to see with my own eyes
To see if this device can help me pee standing up
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