always wear dark blue and black
and never wear stripes, esp horizontal ones
prints are bad.
so are loud colors
dont draw attention to yourself
keep your hair short and off your face. You have such a pretty face
smile....fat people are jolly
eat before you go out so you wont eat alot when you do go out
no one wants to see a fat person clean their plate publicly
be obsessed with your hygiene because ya know, we smell
control top pantyhose was invented by a baker..for it creates muffin tops
which by the way, are anything but slimming....
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