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Thumbs or no thumbs
Do you ever wonder what a cat thinks?
What it thinks while it looks at you?
You would like to think they just want to connive more food out of you
Or maybe what pile of laundry to lay on that day, clean or dirty
But the truth is it is thinking "Damn I wish I had thumbs!"
If a cat had thumbs they wouldn't need us
So when you get that feeling as a cat is staring at you
That it might be planning your demise.... it is... if it had thumbs that is
Thumbs to open bags of catfood
Thumbs to open cans of catfood
Thumbs to clean kitty litter boxes
Thumbs to open the front door to escape and be free!
But alas the evolutionary chain has skipped them
No thumbs for them
We best be thankful
Or they would take over the world
They would make us their slaves
To make us feed them
To make us pet them
To make us clean up after them
Damn.. we are slaves to the cats!
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