What lie did you tell today?

[nycfem]

It has come to my attention (cough-cough, only from me) that we are in need of more evil fluff threads, so I figured I'd start my lie thread again. All I ask is that no one comes in and says that they didn't lie today (I never understand why people do that on threads and it irks me to no end.) or that they never lie. Such a lie will not be tolerated here . Lies are like farts. They average about 14 per day, no matter how small.

Sooo what lie did I tell today? My mom called me from my hometown of Ohio wherein she still resides and within the conversation accused me of not liking Ohio. I said, "That's not true. I love Ohio!" (really just the most popular ice cream chain there which is thought to stand out because it has more butterfat than most ice creams).