Coming out, quick version

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In the "It Hurts Me" thread Firedance said:

I can handle being invisible. I have coming out to strangers down to an art form. I have a 30 second, two minute, and 20 minute version of my own gender-education/dynamic-education talk that I deliver to strangers, acquaintances, and friends regularly.

and thedivahrrrself said:

This made me laugh out loud, because I have the same 3 versions, depending on the audience!

I'd love to know what you say! I find when non b/f people start questioning me it's kinda rude. I don't go around asking people why they are attracted to the people they are attracted to. I don't really want to know. But I understand they are curious.

My sister is constantly questioning me about it. It's annoying. Hasn't she heard of google? She wouldn't get it anyway.