Ass Pirate Support Group

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 10:47 AM

I'd like to create a space for Ass Pirates, the people that love them and the Ass Pirate Curious.

Where is DaddyBoy?

A.K.A. Captain AP?

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 10:53 AM

Monkey throw poop, which doesn't honor the sacred Ass.

Pirate is more appropriate, and I'm sure we can find one who pillages with a sock monkey in hand.

Abigail Crabby · 11-06-2009, 11:02 AM

Not sure exactly what an Ass Pirate is - but I like the thought of pillaging

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 11:14 AM

I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-06-2009, 11:16 AM

Monkeys are hells gate keepers, Flying Monkeys even worse.. Sock monkeys are tolerable and who does not like a nice piece of ass once in a while.. Ass pirating is an art and requires Gun Oil

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 11:18 AM

Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-06-2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?

Gun oil..

That is all

The_Lady_Snow · 11-06-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.

Well known ass pirate

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 11:28 AM

For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.

Novelafemme · 11-06-2009, 11:30 AM

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

Just_G · 11-06-2009, 11:35 AM

Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-06-2009, 11:37 AM

Salad Shooter---

Salad Tosser---

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

I did until the gun oil got involved. Now we've graduated to salad shooter.

Oh the visual!

SuperFemme · 11-06-2009, 11:38 AM

Oh My Gay! I just peed a little. That is all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Salad Shooter---

Salad Tosser---

Just_G · 11-06-2009, 11:50 AM

He is an ass clown!!

The_Lady_Snow · 11-06-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Just_G

He is an ass clown!!

Ass Clown

Paphigleo · 11-07-2009, 07:46 AM

Arrrr Me Matey's

Diavolo · 11-07-2009, 09:02 AM

When LTS said Gun Oil, I thought

A swing and a miss for Mr. D.

Arwen · 11-07-2009, 09:16 AM

I didn't know D swung.

Who was the miss?

Why am I sure there's a bus that I somehow got on without realizing it?

I'll be in the.... rear.

Lady Jewel · 11-07-2009, 09:34 AM

Have room for one more???

11-06-2009, 10:47 AM	#1
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11-07-2009, 07:46 AM	#17
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11-07-2009, 09:16 AM	#19
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11-06-2009, 10:53 AM	#2
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11-06-2009, 11:02 AM	#3
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Not sure exactly what an Ass Pirate is - but I like the thought of pillaging

11-06-2009, 11:14 AM	#4
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11-06-2009, 11:16 AM	#5
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11-06-2009, 11:18 AM	#6
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Oh. Gun oil. Is that made out of guns?

11-06-2009, 11:28 AM	#9
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11-06-2009, 11:30 AM	#10
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11-06-2009, 11:35 AM	#11
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.

11-06-2009, 11:37 AM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,077 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474875	Salad Shooter--- Salad Tosser---

11-06-2009, 11:50 AM	#15
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11-07-2009, 09:02 AM	#18
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