Give Me Your Cheesiest-and I Mean Cheeeziest-Pick Up Lines!

Heavenleahangel · 01-25-2012, 10:58 AM

I was reminiscing an old "blast from the past" and remembering some of the chessiest, lamest, most outrageous pick up lines I had ever heard in my life. I'm curious as to know what are some of the cheesiest, dumbest, craziest pick up lines you have heard or are willing to admit you used on someone??!!!

Heavenleahangel · 01-25-2012, 11:00 AM

Here is my all time favorite. "Dang Baby, I should have brought my library card, cuz I sure would love to 'check you out'!!!"

Mister Bent · 01-25-2012, 11:33 AM

...and would have looked great in this thread.

Heavenleahangel · 01-25-2012, 11:43 AM

Sorry I didn't see the thread in the above post. It hadnt been posted on since 5/2011 until today. Another epic fail...

Kätzchen · 02-26-2025, 12:03 PM

* lol *

“You’ve been waiting for me for a very long time, haven’t you?”

I once said this, while flirting with a former partner of mine, years ago.

01-25-2012, 10:58 AM	#1
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	Give Me Your Cheesiest-and I Mean Cheeeziest-Pick Up Lines! I was reminiscing an old "blast from the past" and remembering some of the chessiest, lamest, most outrageous pick up lines I had ever heard in my life. I'm curious as to know what are some of the cheesiest, dumbest, craziest pick up lines you have heard or are willing to admit you used on someone??!!! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

01-25-2012, 11:00 AM	#2
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	Here is my all time favorite. "Dang Baby, I should have brought my library card, cuz I sure would love to 'check you out'!!!" __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

01-25-2012, 11:33 AM	#3
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Good idea! ...and would have looked great in this thread. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

01-25-2012, 11:43 AM	#4
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	Sorry I didn't see the thread in the above post. It hadnt been posted on since 5/2011 until today. Another epic fail... __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

02-26-2025, 12:03 PM	#5
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: May 2010 Location: @ home with my granddaughter, chosen friends & family. ツ Posts: 16,133 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,540 Thanked 33,562 Times in 10,673 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	* lol * “You’ve been waiting for me for a very long time, haven’t you?” I once said this, while flirting with a former partner of mine, years ago. __________________ “Evil flourishes in darkness, Corruption flourishes in secrecy,” ~Attorney’s for the Epstein Sex Abuse Survivors.