"Note To Self"

jac · 09-14-2012, 10:26 AM

Note To Self...

You can't get the can open with the electric can opener if it is not plugged in!

ruffryder · 09-14-2012, 10:41 AM

... or you can't toast the bread if the toaster is not plugged in!

Gentle Tiger · 09-14-2012, 10:43 AM

You can't get water to drink if you don't bring the glass over.

Spirit Dancer · 09-14-2012, 10:45 AM

NTS- When looking for your glasses, please look on your head.

Novelafemme · 09-14-2012, 10:52 AM

NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet.

starryeyes · 09-14-2012, 11:21 AM

Even though the shoes are cute and look perfect with the outfit, if they hurt don't wear them.

WingsOnFire · 09-22-2012, 08:56 AM

Note to self....

Don't dance your Ass off when you have already torn hamstring muscles

spritzerJ · 09-22-2012, 04:37 PM

NTS... eat dinner tonight. will improve your mood.

Leigh · 09-22-2012, 05:05 PM

NTS ~ your worth it, don't settle for anything less than you truly deserve!

Dance-with-me · 09-22-2012, 06:17 PM

Note to self: The attic window has had that line of broken glass it it for the entire 6.5 years you have owned this house. You'd better hope that cut in your thumb will stop bleeding soon and that you don't need to go in for stitches. Is there any good reason why you had to just reach in and yank it up? Better yet, is there any good reason you haven't replaced it yet?!?

(ow. big, big ow. feeling seriously sorry for myself ow.)

jac · 09-22-2012, 07:26 PM

Note to self...

You better give big thanks daily for having such an amazing woman as your lifemate... She really does love you dearly

Hollylane · 04-19-2013, 08:25 AM

Note to self...

Horror movies and pain meds, are never a good combination...

jac · 04-19-2013, 06:10 PM

Note to self...

When storing away crushed pineapple in a container as leftovers never slam the open container on the counter to pack it down. Ya might very well get pineapple juice in the face and hair... just sayin'

TheMerryFairy · 04-19-2013, 06:43 PM

Note to self: There is no such thing as TOO MUCH Chinese take out.

midwest chick · 04-20-2013, 08:11 PM

Note to self:

Have IT check bra straps prior to riding roller coasters during next
trip to amusement park...

Inked_Trinity · 04-20-2013, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midwest chick

Note to self:

Have IT check bra straps prior to riding roller coasters during next
trip to amusement park...

Also have me check to make sure "the girls" are tucked in tight!

s0litude · 04-21-2013, 03:41 AM

Note to Self:

Remember that YOU are responsible for how others perceive everything you say or do. Regardless, it's your fault. You can be goofing off one minute, and the next thing you know, something is taken wrong. This, too, if your fault. So remember: the key to avoiding this is not to say any-fucking-thing that could in any way possible under any circumstances be seen as inappropriate humour or goofing off. God knows, we don't all sit around in chat laughing about sex or BDSM or any even mildly taboo topics the average person wouldn't discuss! <gasp> The fucking horror of it all!

Excuse me. I have to go wash up for Sunday School now so I can repent.

<eye roll>

deb0670 · 04-21-2013, 04:12 AM

Note to self: Not any good trying to cube binomials while watching almost all of Season Two of Supernatural with your daughter.

Glenn · 04-21-2013, 04:55 AM

Never forget God's promise to you, and proceed with hope and courage. God always knows what you need and what is best for you.

sis · 04-21-2013, 05:20 AM

ALWAYS put down the crocheting and 'pause' the NCIS rerun as the sun sets so you can bring in the laundry because you know you don't want the rainy season evening 'dew' to rinse your clothes again!

09-14-2012, 10:26 AM	#1
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09-14-2012, 10:41 AM	#2
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09-14-2012, 10:43 AM	#3
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09-14-2012, 10:45 AM	#4
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09-14-2012, 11:21 AM	#6
starryeyes Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a round peg in a square hole Preferred Pronoun?: Guess... Relationship Status: Seat taken Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rocky Mountain High Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,199 Thanked 10,049 Times in 2,075 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Even though the shoes are cute and look perfect with the outfit, if they hurt don't wear them. __________________ "It's ok to make mistakes. It's ok to fall down. Get up! Look sickening....and make them eat it!" - Latrice Royale Starry

09-14-2012, 10:52 AM	#5
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09-22-2012, 08:56 AM	#7
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09-22-2012, 04:37 PM	#8
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09-22-2012, 05:05 PM	#9
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09-22-2012, 06:17 PM	#10
Dance-with-me Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: earth Posts: 419 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 264 Thanked 1,926 Times in 378 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Note to self: The attic window has had that line of broken glass it it for the entire 6.5 years you have owned this house. You'd better hope that cut in your thumb will stop bleeding soon and that you don't need to go in for stitches. Is there any good reason why you had to just reach in and yank it up? Better yet, is there any good reason you haven't replaced it yet?!? (ow. big, big ow. feeling seriously sorry for myself ow.)

09-22-2012, 07:26 PM	#11
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Note to self... You better give big thanks daily for having such an amazing woman as your lifemate... She really does love you dearly

04-19-2013, 08:25 AM	#12
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04-19-2013, 06:10 PM	#13
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Note to self... When storing away crushed pineapple in a container as leftovers never slam the open container on the counter to pack it down. Ya might very well get pineapple juice in the face and hair... just sayin'

04-19-2013, 06:43 PM	#14
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Note to self: There is no such thing as TOO MUCH Chinese take out.

04-20-2013, 08:11 PM	#15
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Note to self: Have IT check bra straps prior to riding roller coasters during next trip to amusement park...

04-21-2013, 03:41 AM	#17
s0litude Member How Do You Identify?: Transman - HRT / No Surgery Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Single, but enjoying the journey.... Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: North Carolina (NE) Posts: 366 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 525 Thanked 1,210 Times in 310 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Note to Self: Remember that YOU are responsible for how others perceive everything you say or do. Regardless, it's your fault. You can be goofing off one minute, and the next thing you know, something is taken wrong. This, too, if your fault. *So remember: the key to avoiding this is not to say any-fucking-thing that could in any way possible under any circumstances be seen as inappropriate humour or goofing off.* God knows, we don't all sit around in chat laughing about sex or BDSM or any even mildly taboo topics the average person wouldn't discuss! <gasp> The fucking horror of it all! Excuse me. I have to go wash up for Sunday School now so I can repent. <eye roll> __________________ "There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate." Robert Frost

04-21-2013, 04:12 AM	#18
deb0670 Member How Do You Identify?: femme/ baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she,her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,348 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,520 Thanked 6,026 Times in 1,189 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Note to self: Not any good trying to cube binomials while watching almost all of Season Two of Supernatural with your daughter. __________________ Remember the lessons, forget the details. Use the stumbling blocks of the past as stepping stones to help build the future.

04-21-2013, 04:55 AM	#19
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Never forget God's promise to you, and proceed with hope and courage. God always knows what you need and what is best for you.

04-21-2013, 05:20 AM	#20
sis Diva! How Do You Identify?: StoneFemme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her Relationship Status: Content! Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Canada! Posts: 322 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,174 Thanked 1,403 Times in 296 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	ALWAYS put down the crocheting and 'pause' the NCIS rerun as the sun sets so you can bring in the laundry because you know you don't want the rainy season evening 'dew' to rinse your clothes again! __________________ Oh! Please do not touch me! Oh! Please do not touch! Oh! Please do not! Oh! Please do! Oh! Please! Oh!