fucku haiku - Page 2

evolveme · 11-15-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman

can't think of who to
say a fuck you to, after
plenty of woo-hoo.

bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?

bonne-maman · 11-15-2009, 04:56 PM

u ladyperson
the little birds are flying
wee message to u.

Diva · 11-15-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?

Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

violaine · 11-15-2009, 05:45 PM

tetanus toxoid shot
inactivated poison
plus diphtheria

evolveme · 11-15-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?

Mister Bent · 11-15-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator

but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?

Diva · 11-15-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator

but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?

Read between the lines:
Batteries are included...
For Team and alone.

Diva · 11-15-2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Roly Poly Ass
I fed you Mac & Cheese-es
Those at Diva's, I smite thee(s)

June is invited ~
Join other poofy asses...
Eat turkey and pie!

Diva · 11-15-2009, 08:45 PM

Sleeping, snoring dog,
Too bad You can't press Your nose
With opposing thumbs.

Diva · 11-16-2009, 08:46 AM

Lightning and thunder
Woke me from pleasant slumber.
Where's my Hitachi?

========

Rainy, stormy night ~
The leaves cover my terrace.
Damn leaves! I hate Thee!!!

NJFemmie · 11-16-2009, 08:50 AM

Don't think I understand
how this haiku thing works
but I'll give it a try.

Diva · 11-16-2009, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence."

Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor?

Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Here's mine:

Left lane parasite
don't you know it's for passing?
move the hell over

Here's Your guidance, S.
It's easy, fun and simple.
N J Femmie, play!

Tommi · 11-16-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips
lift heavy big rocks

Football all day long

Makes me happy she sings songs

Half time feed me hun

NJFemmie · 11-16-2009, 08:57 AM

You think it's easy
but you forget blonde moments
that I seem to have.

Tommi · 11-16-2009, 09:12 AM

He YEOOOWWWs loud at 5.

Swatting his furry cat ass

Earhquake then in 10.

Dylan · 11-16-2009, 09:28 AM

Your colors shine through
Duplicitous and shallow
No longer of use

Kast · 11-16-2009, 09:42 AM

The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.

But, what do I know?...

Diva · 11-16-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam

The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.

But, what do I know?...

Discuss.

Now, MY dang head hurts
When I think of discussion.
"Fucku" means nothing?

<giggle>

KayCee · 11-16-2009, 10:05 AM

The bear woke up
spring flowers appear - light
Got to fix breakfast!

Kast · 11-16-2009, 10:24 AM

No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, squaline,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!

11-15-2009, 08:45 PM	#29
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11-16-2009, 08:50 AM	#31
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11-16-2009, 08:57 AM	#34
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11-15-2009, 04:56 PM	#22
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11-16-2009, 09:12 AM	#35
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Kast Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: hye Relationship Status: in love with her Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: europe Posts: 185 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 391 Thanked 511 Times in 125 Posts Rep Power: 2413939	The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like: The roaring lion Ravishes its prey - consumes. Oh! My dang head hurts. But, what do I know?...

11-16-2009, 10:05 AM	#39
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11-16-2009, 10:24 AM	#40
Kast Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: hye Relationship Status: in love with her Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: europe Posts: 185 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 391 Thanked 511 Times in 125 Posts Rep Power: 2413939	No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?: Fullerenes, squaline, Mercury, no telling what all? I'm not getting shot!