best text you received today

deb_U_taunt · 09-18-2013, 02:39 PM

This is truly inspired by my son from another mum. I get the oddest text messages from him.

Favorite of the day:

'You are so sweet you pee kool-aid'

Bard · 09-18-2013, 03:50 PM

my morning text from my lovely wife "OMW" means she is coming home to me

LaDivina · 09-18-2013, 05:02 PM

"And onions I rushed over there need to set up off to work then to chiropractor little afternoon & thinking about you how was your region okay"

Oh, Siri....

I told her my "region" was fine, tyvm.

MsBluem · 09-18-2013, 05:17 PM

Adorable video of my BFF's cat chasing its shadow.

pajama · 09-18-2013, 05:42 PM

A picture text with some computer light.

Kenna · 09-18-2013, 06:15 PM

I love you girl. you always make me feel appreciated!

HELP! I'M ALL OUTA PECANS !

Licious · 09-18-2013, 08:17 PM

A friend sent a sweet pic of angels to me. Made me happy. I have some nice friends.

*Anya* · 09-18-2013, 08:30 PM

Neat thread!

My GF in FL on a business trip this week. Sent me a text today:

Hey baby. Thnx for listening last night. Rough nite for me. I love you, xoxo

macele · 09-18-2013, 09:03 PM

hey mac, you know you are the breast! i mean best! best!

MysticOceansFL · 09-18-2013, 09:27 PM

My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay

Ascot · 09-18-2013, 10:07 PM

:::kiss:::

MysticOceansFL · 09-18-2013, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysticOceansFL

My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay

Yay...............................................

Katniss · 09-18-2013, 10:58 PM

From an accountant at work;

"Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. "

and of course me being me I had to reply;

"I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team."

Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' )

cara · 09-18-2013, 11:06 PM

From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!"

Supportive friends are the best!

:-)

Nic · 09-18-2013, 11:08 PM

"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes"

"GREEN GOOP!"

Chancie · 09-19-2013, 03:41 AM

I made dinner!

Mopsie · 09-19-2013, 03:52 AM

From good friends who are away on vacation to celebrate their anniversary.

"We are thinking about you and wondering how week is going, you precious thing."

How awesome that they took a minute to say hey.

my friends!

Miss Scarlett · 09-19-2013, 04:33 AM

Yesterday was a trying day. I received this from a buddy of mine who was trying to make me laugh when I was waiting at the vet's.

"Will you marry me?"

Immediately followed by

"Your Beau can be my best man!"

Totally cracked me up...I love my friends

Bèsame* · 09-19-2013, 07:48 AM

" and yes of course it's ok"

easygoingfemme · 09-19-2013, 09:32 AM

My bff's daughter (2.5 yrs old) asked her mom to text me a picture of her so that I could see her in her pajamas, wearing a back pack, and eating vegan cheese. She thought it was important that I see it. It was, indeed, a great sight.

09-18-2013, 02:39 PM	#1
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,255 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	best text you received today This is truly inspired by my son from another mum. I get the oddest text messages from him. Favorite of the day: 'You are so sweet you pee kool-aid'

09-18-2013, 03:50 PM	#2
Bard Family Man How Do You Identify?: TG Male Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones Relationship Status: She just gets me Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ..... Posts: 2,828 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,997 Thanked 12,786 Times in 2,431 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	my morning text from my lovely wife "OMW" means she is coming home to me __________________ This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

09-18-2013, 05:02 PM	#3
LaDivina Member How Do You Identify?: Lady-femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady-ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Massachusetts Posts: 524 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,084 Thanked 1,725 Times in 413 Posts Rep Power: 20699138	From a good friend... "And onions I rushed over there need to set up off to work then to chiropractor little afternoon & thinking about you how was your region okay" Oh, Siri.... I told her my "region" was fine, tyvm.

09-18-2013, 05:17 PM	#4
MsBluem Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme Preferred Pronoun?: feminine ones are fine Relationship Status: open Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 397 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 333 Thanked 1,845 Times in 372 Posts Rep Power: 16353569	Adorable video of my BFF's cat chasing its shadow. __________________ “Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

09-18-2013, 06:15 PM	#6
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	2 from my best best friend ... I love you girl. you always make me feel appreciated! HELP! I'M ALL OUTA PECANS ! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-18-2013, 05:42 PM	#5
pajama Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Klingon Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Just South of Nashvegas Baby Posts: 3,115 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,546 Thanked 7,476 Times in 1,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	A picture text with some computer light.

09-18-2013, 08:17 PM	#7
Licious Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 686 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,502 Thanked 1,971 Times in 546 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	*A friend sent a sweet pic of angels to me. Made me happy. I have some nice friends.* __________________ Don’t be satisfied with stories, how things have gone with others. Unfold your own myth. ~Rumi

09-18-2013, 08:30 PM	#8
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,445 Times in 7,285 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Neat thread! My GF in FL on a business trip this week. Sent me a text today: Hey baby. Thnx for listening last night. Rough nite for me. I love you, xoxo __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

09-18-2013, 09:03 PM	#9
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,230 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	hey mac, you know you are the breast! i mean best! best!

09-18-2013, 09:27 PM	#10
MysticOceansFL Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Preferred Pronoun?: People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status: Not Single, Not Desperate. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 3,833 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,645 Thanked 4,033 Times in 1,720 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay __________________ Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "......

09-18-2013, 10:07 PM	#11
Ascot Member How Do You Identify?: Preppy Butch artist Relationship Status: Riding solo Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North of the Emerald City Posts: 1,135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 179 Thanked 2,487 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	:::kiss::: __________________ Now, if I could just find a way to get paid for what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem.

09-18-2013, 10:58 PM	#13
Katniss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?: Ladylike ones Relationship Status: ***** Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: We drink sweet tea here Posts: 2,903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,654 Thanked 10,372 Times in 2,089 Posts Rep Power**: 21474852	From an accountant at work; "Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. " and of course me being me I had to reply; "I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team." Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' )

09-18-2013, 11:06 PM	#14
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,995 Thanked 13,255 Times in 2,725 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!" Supportive friends are the best! :-) __________________ "The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being you; they are unique manifestations of the human spirit." ~Wade Davis

09-18-2013, 11:08 PM	#15
Nic Member How Do You Identify?: Male (FtM) Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: I am her North and she is my Star. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 195 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,029 Thanked 765 Times in 131 Posts Rep Power: 16841396	"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes" "GREEN GOOP!" __________________ "Trust is a verb." Street Buddha.

09-19-2013, 03:41 AM	#16
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09-19-2013, 03:52 AM	#17
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,551 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Neat thread! From good friends who are away on vacation to celebrate their anniversary. "We are thinking about you and wondering how week is going, you precious thing." How awesome that they took a minute to say hey. my friends!

09-19-2013, 04:33 AM	#18
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Yesterday was a trying day. I received this from a buddy of mine who was trying to make me laugh when I was waiting at the vet's. "Will you marry me?" Immediately followed by "Your Beau can be my best man!" Totally cracked me up...I love my friends

09-19-2013, 07:48 AM	#19
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09-19-2013, 09:32 AM	#20
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,972 Times in 3,318 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My bff's daughter (2.5 yrs old) asked her mom to text me a picture of her so that I could see her in her pajamas, wearing a back pack, and eating vegan cheese. She thought it was important that I see it. It was, indeed, a great sight.