It's SO HOT.........

homoe · 06-26-2015, 12:26 PM

Often time people lose their sense of humor during a heatwave so post your favorite joke and lets keep our cool

It was SO HOT I spotted a robin using hot pads to dig up an earthworm!

It was SO HOT farmers started feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs!

It was SO HOT potatoes cooked underground, and all you had to do to have lunch was to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper!

cinnamongrrl · 06-26-2015, 02:48 PM

Lol I thought you were complaining..I was gonna post pics from New England this past winter!

homoe · 06-26-2015, 04:01 PM

It was SO HOT I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'

homoe · 06-26-2015, 06:04 PM

It was SO HOT a fire hydrant chasing down a dog!

It was SO HOT all the bread in the store is toast!

fever · 06-26-2015, 10:57 PM

the Average Bear! lol

Don't complain too much. People will think the PNW is too hot to handle!

And, for us, it IS! I think you are very clever. My kitten has been sleeping in the bathroom sink, and doesn't even move when I turn on the water to wash my hands!

It is an under pants and tshirt kinda day for sure!

Jesse · 06-26-2015, 11:59 PM

IWSH: The chickens started laying hard boiled eggs.

IWSH: The trees started whistling for the dogs.

IWSH: The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Jesse · 06-27-2015, 12:13 AM

IWSH: I saw a roasted turkey fly by!

C0LLETTE · 06-28-2020, 11:23 AM

That you forget cold.

C0LLETTE · 07-03-2020, 08:04 AM

It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement.

homoe · 07-03-2020, 08:58 AM

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It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!

It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!

C0LLETTE · 07-03-2020, 09:11 AM

It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement

and it's too hot to play dumb games.

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C0LLETTE · 07-03-2020, 09:41 AM

As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.

'nuff said.

homoe · 07-03-2020, 09:58 AM

~~~
It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl..

06-26-2015, 12:26 PM	#1
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06-26-2015, 02:48 PM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Lol I thought you were complaining..I was gonna post pics from New England this past winter! __________________

06-26-2015, 10:57 PM	#5
fever Member How Do You Identify?: stonefemme Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near Vancouver, B.C. Canada Posts: 592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 1,279 Times in 357 Posts Rep Power: 17783436	Funnier than................. the Average Bear! lol Don't complain too much. People will think the PNW is too hot to handle! And, for us, it IS! I think you are very clever. My kitten has been sleeping in the bathroom sink, and doesn't even move when I turn on the water to wash my hands! It is an under pants and tshirt kinda day for sure!

06-26-2015, 11:59 PM	#6
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06-27-2015, 12:13 AM	#7
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06-28-2020, 11:23 AM	#8
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C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,171 Times in 4,339 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak. 'nuff said. __________________ ______________________________ ______________________________

07-03-2020, 09:58 AM	#13
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	~~~ It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl..