Corny jokes

Stone-Butch · 10-06-2015, 12:09 PM

an old man in a nursing home is about to celebrate his 101 birthday so all his buddies show up to surprise him. They sneak him in a few things , have a good time talking about old times and deciede to leave. Oh says one of the guys, we have a gift for you, almost forgot. They open the door and in walks a vivacious blond wearing nothing but a smile . They turn and leave with a "have a nice time bud". She walks over to the birthday boy and says, "hey birthday boy I am here to give you super sex. The old man looks up at her and says honey, at my age, I'll take the soup............

10-06-2015, 12:09 PM	#11
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