Would you date yourself?

[PumaJ]

Thanks for the many giggles, everyone.

Yes, I would date myself, I think."Wait...a date? What is that? Have I ever done that?"

"What?"

"Date, you know!"

"I do?"

"Yeah, yeah. Remember? You've been out on a few dates? You know, you get the call, or you make the call, then a few days later you get in your car, drive somewhere to meet up with the Butch you are interested in for a movie, dinner. You know that kind of thing."

"Oh, is that what those activities were a long time ago? Well, I never really went on many of those. Maybe a couple, once or twice, maybe... Yes, okay I admit it, I did a few times. Remember what usually happened? I'd go out on one or two of those date deals, then the third time, maybe actually the second time, the date was in the bed, or sofa, on the floor, you know.. forget dinner or a movie, we'd just skip to the sex:-) There would be a few of those kind of dates, then we'd move in together."

"Hmm, actually, I think there is supposed to be something about dating that I skipped. Like maybe actually dating, you know not getting into the sex stuff so soon. I haven't done anything like that for a very long time."

"Well, not with another person, dear. You've gone out with yourself, several times. How was that?

"Very fun. But you know, I hadn't even taken myself on a date before I jumped into the sack with myself."

"You hussy! I don't think its supposed to work that way when you date someone else, you know."

"Well, it didn't, I did wait until the second or third date when I dated someone else."

"Kayso, I've established that not only would I date myself, but I do date myself."

"Yes, dear, you have. Do you date anyone else?"

"Um, no."

"Do you want to?"

"Um...well...I don't know. Maybe...but, then maybe not. I don't think I really understand about dating."

Well, there you have it. I think my Gemini brain is done having a conversation with itself on the topic of the question.