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Guy · 04-08-2011, 11:56 AM

One day in the cafeteria line Joe says to Mike " My elbow hurts like crazy . Guess I better go see a doctor "

" Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money " Mike says.

"There 's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell whats wrong and what to do about it . It takes 10 seconds and costs $10 and is a lot cheaper "

So Joe goes to Costco puts in $10 and his urine sample . Ten seconds later it ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow, soak your arm in warm water avoid heavy activity..It will improve in two weeks . thank you for shopping at Costco.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe thought he could fool the computer .

He mixes some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine sample from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

Joe goes back to Costco , puts in the $10 , pours in his concoction and waits for the results .

The computer prints the following:

1.Your tapwater is too hard . Get a water softener (aisle9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Asile 7)
3.Your daughter has a cocaine habit . Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant .Twins .Not yours..Get a lawyer .
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself ,your elbow will never get any better .

Thank you for shopping at Costco .

04-08-2011, 11:56 AM	#11
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	One day in the cafeteria line Joe says to Mike " My elbow hurts like crazy . Guess I better go see a doctor " " Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money " Mike says. "There 's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell whats wrong and what to do about it . It takes 10 seconds and costs $10 and is a lot cheaper " So Joe goes to Costco puts in $10 and his urine sample . Ten seconds later it ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow, soak your arm in warm water avoid heavy activity..It will improve in two weeks . thank you for shopping at Costco. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe thought he could fool the computer . He mixes some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine sample from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe goes back to Costco , puts in the $10 , pours in his concoction and waits for the results . The computer prints the following: 1.Your tapwater is too hard . Get a water softener (aisle9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Asile 7) 3.Your daughter has a cocaine habit . Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant .Twins .Not yours..Get a lawyer . 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself ,your elbow will never get any better . Thank you for shopping at Costco .