If You *REALLY* knew Me...

uglyboi · 12-03-2011, 08:32 PM

If you really knew me you would know that

I am extremely competitive

I have slept in a Wigwam

Apparently I confuse people a lot. I don’t intend to, but it does happen anyway, and when I try to go backwards from confusing them, I end up confusing them even more. That’s when an “ugh” comes into play, followed by a mere “never mind”. But I do still wonder. I hate that feeling; it’s like a hunger for wonder that can’t be satisfied until the confusion is gone.

Butterscotch (the flavoring) annoys me to its fullest potential. I mean, it’s so annoying because it just lasts and lasts and lasts. Surprisingly enough there has yet to be a gum flavor consisting of buttescotch. But I’m serious when I say that it literally lasts for a long time. I don't like to chew it, and I wouldn’t want it in a mint form, but the flavor butterscotch in a hard-candy form just seems to last a long time. As I’m sucking on that stupidly golden and round thing, I’m only hoping and wishing and praying to be almost done with it (because spitting it out would simply be both a waste of money AND a waste of my time (time spent and/or time used). But I do suppose it has its purpose. A lot of people I know like it, and a lot of people use it for cooking. Therefore, maybe it’s not such a bad thing after all.

I hate tuna fish

At least once a week, a woman from Brazil calls me asking to speak to her son "Thiago". She gets very angry when I explain that I don't know anyone by that name and to stop calling me.

I have never been to South Dakota.

12-03-2011, 08:32 PM	#11
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	If you really knew me you would know that I am extremely competitive I have slept in a Wigwam Apparently I confuse people a lot. I don’t intend to, but it does happen anyway, and when I try to go backwards from confusing them, I end up confusing them even more. That’s when an “ugh” comes into play, followed by a mere “never mind”. But I do still wonder. I hate that feeling; it’s like a hunger for wonder that can’t be satisfied until the confusion is gone. Butterscotch (the flavoring) annoys me to its fullest potential. I mean, it’s so annoying because it just lasts and lasts and lasts. Surprisingly enough there has yet to be a gum flavor consisting of buttescotch. But I’m serious when I say that it literally lasts for a long time. I don't like to chew it, and I wouldn’t want it in a mint form, but the flavor butterscotch in a hard-candy form just seems to last a long time. As I’m sucking on that stupidly golden and round thing, I’m only hoping and wishing and praying to be almost done with it (because spitting it out would simply be both a waste of money AND a waste of my time (time spent and/or time used). But I do suppose it has its purpose. A lot of people I know like it, and a lot of people use it for cooking. Therefore, maybe it’s not such a bad thing after all. I hate tuna fish At least once a week, a woman from Brazil calls me asking to speak to her son "Thiago". She gets very angry when I explain that I don't know anyone by that name and to stop calling me. I have never been to South Dakota. Last edited by uglyboi; 12-03-2011 at 08:33 PM. Reason: Being sexy again!