Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

[Ginger]

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Originally Posted by ducky.mcclure

Guys have it easy
The whole standing to pee thing
If only I could stand to pee
It would save me so much time

If I could just hike up my skirt
Let it loose, shake it bit
And be on my way
Oh it sounds so wonderful

But no, I have to sit
I have to wipe
Pull up the panties
Make sure that pesky toilet flushes

How fair is that?
Have you heard of that device?
Called STP? It means Stand To Pee
Have you tried it? Neither have I

But I want to
I really do
I wonder is it reusable
Is it sanitary?

I must go shopping
I must find out
I need to see with my own eyes
To see if this device can help me pee standing up