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Old 05-12-2010, 07:11 PM   #1
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1) I've been over 110mph but under 120 mph on my Harley...I couldn't tell exactly because the vibration made the speedo look all fuzzy
...btw - don't try this at home.

2) I was hit from behind by a blue-hair late for her appointment. It caused over 5k damage to my motorcycle and all I suffered was a sprained wrist.

3) The front tire of my motor washed out when I hit gravel going around a corner and I ended up riding my butt to a stop. I will never ever ever wear any other colored underwear to work but black...yep, hanging out there for all to see.

4) I look like a bobble head in my helmet...big helmet, little pinhead.

5) I have a fear of riding over a truck bed liner in the middle of the night on the freeway...would it fold up on me like a giant Harley Taco ? Or would I go sliding over the roadway like ice? What would happen?

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6) Who knew when I was a kid watching C.H.I.P.S....lol
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1) I've been over 110mph but under 120 mph on my Harley...I couldn't tell exactly because the vibration made the speedo look all fuzzy
...btw - don't try this at home.

2) I was hit from behind by a blue-hair late for her appointment. It caused over 5k damage to my motorcycle and all I suffered was a sprained wrist.

3) The front tire of my motor washed out when I hit gravel going around a corner and I ended up riding my butt to a stop. I will never ever ever wear any other colored underwear to work but black...yep, hanging out there for all to see.

4) I look like a bobble head in my helmet...big helmet, little pinhead.

5) I have a fear of riding over a truck bed liner in the middle of the night on the freeway...would it fold up on me like a giant Harley Taco ? Or would I go sliding over the roadway like ice? What would happen?

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6) Who knew when I was a kid watching C.H.I.P.S....lol
nasty shit, boots....
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:41 PM   #3
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1. I must be the first one to read any magazine that I purchase. If it's wrinkled and the pages are smudged it makes me feel pouty.

2. I sometimes think I've spoken but really the conversation (or what I believe I've said to someone in the conversation) has been in my head (don't judge)

3. I have a current obsession with chick peas, artichoke hearts, feta cheese and olives (usually all together)

4. I have four pairs of spectacles yet never know where any of them are. This makes reading quite difficult.

5. When I'm feeling a blue I will put on The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. It always makes me smile.
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1. People often think I am MUCH older than I really am and it doesn't bother me one bit. I kinda take it as a compliment

2. I have a human leg skeleton hanging in my closet next to a ballgown. Yes, really.

3. I love to give gifts to people but I am the world's shittiest gift-giver when it comes to things that are "appropriate".

4. I am drawn to people with interesting teeth. I like gapped teeth a LOT.

5. People used to stop me when I was much thinner and had bangs, thinking I was Wynonna Judd. I was once MOBBED at the Memphis Flea Market by a crowd of about 50 people demanding my autograph. It's kinda funny because, aside from red hair and being fat, we really don't look all that much alike.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:13 PM   #5
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1. I enjoy hummingbirds. I have oodles of them at both my front and backyard.

2. I have low self-esteem.

3. I used to follow the Baltimore Orioles and Ravens, but stopped following both teams. They both stink. Now I am a Phillies fan.

4. I am not romantic.

5. I would like to own a woodie - specifically 1946 Mercury or Ford Sportsman or 1940 Garwood Ford Super Deluxe Woodie.
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I want to learn to dance ballroom style

I use to eat food off the floor when I was a child

I can burp louder than anyone I know !

I always find fault in my food when going thru the drivethru

I use to play World of Warcraft and switched from alliance to horde
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:50 PM   #7
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That it takes me forever and a day to type something out!

I have six sets of tweezers (some work, some don't)

I love to collect bottle caps and marbles

I also collect huge sugar pinecones

I'm fussy about the type of bras I like to wear (as well as shoes)
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1. I love graham crackers. They are extra delicious with frosting on them (no, really, ask my grandma)

2. There are times when I talk so fast that people actually have thought I'm speaking a foreign language. If it's a close friend they will say (when I've finished and with a strange look on their face) "Once more and in English this time please" (I can't help it I have a lot going on inside my head. Don't judge)

3. The end of a holiday always makes me feel sad. When I was a little girl my mother would always find me crying in my room at the end of the evening. I believe it's because the day was very special and I'll miss it.

4. There is one exception to the rule above: I dislike my birthday intensely. In fact it's quite normal for me to go into existential crisis a month or two prior. Oh and I get a bit sad (on top of the dislike)because I've yet (for many many years) to have the *perfect* (or so I would consider) birthday. Which, by the way, would include either a cake or a cupcake with a ballerina in a tutu (vintage), on top. Of course with pink sparkly frosting.

5. I have lived in my apartment for a little over a year now and haven't even hung a picture. I'm thinking it's time to nest, if only just a bit (since I'll be here one more year). I hope I *feel* it soon because it's a rather stark space.
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I can be offended easily and have to hold back my first reaction when that happens because I know I am a bit sensitive

I love olives that you dont buy in jars

I love looking thru Avon books but rarely buy

I am allergic to sulpha

I do not like being around anyone who is using drugs. I dont like illegal activity and especially when it involves substance use.
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I sleep with a stuffed monkey
I spend way too much on hair product
I talk in my sleep
I am a huge chicago cubs fan...i mean really huge
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1) I'm still obsessed with 80's music

2) I'm a big kid at heart

3) I don't know how to swim, roller skate or ice skate

4) When I was a kid, I used to love wearing My papa's big work boots (even got a picture of Me in them)

5) I can't live without My back scratcher
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