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Old 08-05-2016, 05:07 AM   #1
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Dog owners who neglect to regularly wash their dogs stinky bits! Gosh is your nose broken, wash those parts!
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who gets that close LOLOLOL
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who gets that close LOLOLOL
Ya don't even have to get that close ya nut, that's an odor that lingers!
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Ya don't even have to get that close ya nut, that's an odor that lingers!
you crack me up lolol i'm still laughing over stinky bits lolol


I gross out over dirty sinks and counters ~ dish's left in the sink overnight ~ and milk left in a glass , or smell like milk << that's a deff. gag moment also pizza face ~ brush your teeth ewwwww
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peoples' "stinky bits"...come on...soap & water is plentiful! Wash !! lol
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I am grossed out just by reading all of these gross things!

I will add one of the many things that gross me out.

Inevitably, I am sitting at a light and just to pass the time, I turn my head to take a quick peek at the scenery and what do I see:

nose pickers to the right of me and nose pickers to the left of me.

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I don't know if it's been said way back when cuz I didn't read the entire thread but.......


When people bite their toenails. I knew someone in high school that did that.


When people eat their scabs.


Ok that's enough gross from me for the day. Thank you.
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When people bite their toenails. I knew someone in high school that did that.


When people eat their scabs.


Ok that's enough gross from me for the day. Thank you.

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In no way are they my friends lol
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In restaurants when someone blows their nose and then proceeded to place the dirty Kleenex on a empty plate!

OR WORSE YET........

Someone who blows their nose in the nice cloth napkin the restaurant provides for wiping ones mouth!
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