Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

A: oh Dear ... your arm is the arm to rest upon.

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ???

Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by homoe

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?