Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by homoe

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[Kätzchen]

Why is a fire truck red?

"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve. And there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler. And Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. And the ship sailed across the seas. And, in the seas are fish, and fish have fins. And the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. And fire trucks are always "russian" around (according to the Monty Pythonesque application of principles of logic and etymology)."

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The random "stupid" question above is provided courtesy of my bff's daughter who got the comical "stupid answer" by asking S-voice, an application available on most smart phones, about the color of fire trucks.

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

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[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

Originally Posted by homoe

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Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

[cathexis]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt