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08-21-2017, 02:49 PM
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08-22-2017, 06:47 AM
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08-30-2017, 09:13 PM
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My short little stubborn dog.
I'm staying at a friend's house (in the downstairs apartment) while dealing with some medical crap... I was upstairs with them discussing my adventures with "the system" when I took my stubborn dog downstairs, put his cone of shame on (because he can't be trusted not to make himself bloody again)....left him on my bed and went back upstairs... After we said goodnight, I opened my door only to be totally surprised to find a curled up dog, with his cone, laying at the top of my steps... how he got up all those steps with his cone on and without making a single noise (his collar dog tags make lots of noise) is beyond me. But he figured it out. If he goes to the yard with his cone on, he's always getting it stuck in the dirt or making lots of noise from hitting it on stuff because he can't keep his nose off the ground. How did he climb 15 steps as quiet as a church mouse?
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08-31-2017, 02:25 PM
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I got a text today...Has anyone checked on George Strait's exes??
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08-31-2017, 03:15 PM
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Hey Kenna
your short stubborn little dog went into stealth mode
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09-04-2017, 11:36 AM
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Seeing all the shite I used to talk around here, when I was throwing too many of 'em back.....oy.
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09-04-2017, 07:53 PM
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that the door was cracked open the whole time...
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09-13-2017, 08:51 AM
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09-05-2017, 06:43 PM
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My dog thought he was Chicken Little when we were in the downstairs bedroom while the carpenter was making lots of noise upstairs.
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09-05-2017, 06:55 PM
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Pumpkin butt got himself stuck under my printer and wound up smacking himself in the face with an ornament. Best laugh today.
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09-06-2017, 09:01 PM
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How cool, calm and relaxed my "country dog" was while the carpenter was firing a nail gun half the day...a dog that acts like a limp noodle while under fire is a cool cookie.
And how funny my friend's big dog responded to it, begging for a dog treat after he went upstairs to camp out without giving me a fuss to get his big self up the steps. He was right proud of himself laying in the middle of the bed, begging for treats. But the poor thing had never heard such noise, so he hid in "momma's room".
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09-09-2017, 08:52 PM
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That when I finally broke down this evening and decided to get a mani/pedi (very rare for me to treat myself to that)... I was disappointed in the colors they offer, and chuckled to myself when I thought about finding one that matched or almost matched my new truck.
Why not? Gunmetal metallic is kinda sexy.
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09-09-2017, 08:57 PM
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Forgot to add..
I just got tickled and cracked up every time my nail tech kept calling me "Momma"...or saying "ok? Momma" when she asked me a question...and how she did it with fondness as if she'd always known me.
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09-11-2017, 05:27 PM
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A Myrtle Beach vacation commercial just came on...
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09-12-2017, 09:49 PM
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09-13-2017, 04:40 PM
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The tooth fairy can't fly in hurricanes, maybe she will come after the storm passes
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09-15-2017, 04:09 AM
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A scientific funny about cats
I'm an avid reader of "The Register" website, as I like its tongue-in cheek humour. Every year, they publish the winners of the IgNobel Prize, for reasearch that first makes you laugh and then makes you think.
This year, Antoine Fardin has gone above and beyond with "On the Rheology of Cats", rheology being fluid dynamics, the science of how things flow. Having just downloaded the PDF of "The News and Information Publication of the Society of Rheology, Volume 83, number 2, July 2014" and read the article (starts on page 16, and continues on page 30 of the PDF) published on his investigations into "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?", well, IMHO it's hilarious, the more so for being written straight-faced, so to speak. The Register article, with handy PDF download link: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09...gnobel_prizes/ The IgNobel site: http://www.improbable.com/ig/2017/ NB: No cats were harmed in the production of Antoine's paper |
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09-18-2017, 08:58 PM
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The Toyota dealer calling to wish me a happy birthday, but it's not my birthday, it's my best friend's.
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10-07-2017, 10:21 PM
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10-29-2017, 08:31 AM
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A trick or treaters worst nightmare! Changed my mind about being Smiley today, decided on scary clown wearing a one piece mechanics uniform. The costume would not be complete without my chain saw, a very good fake with realistic sound. It will take about 2 to 3 hours for my blushing bride to do my make-up, so I better get cracking!
Happy Ghouls Day to All Who Celebrate! 
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